Easy Jet for some reason not known to us sent Titan airways to collect us from Kefalonia. The plane was an old crate held together with sticking plaster literally on the screen in front of me. One toilet not working, then half way home developed a technical fault so we had to divert to Malpensa. Very frightening!... Strangely enough there was a new EasyJet plane not in use ready to take us home. After being kept waiting for some time we finally boarded, the captain offered us a complimentary drink and but not gin only tonic no ice or lemon sorry not allowed to serve gin!... The new crew treated us with total contempt disgusting.