Grandpa Greene's was an expensive and waste of a day out. By the time we arrived we were ready for some refreshments. We had driven some 25 miles to the place which in fairness is in a lovely setting but please be aware it is sited close to a canal and railway line so please look after your children and pets. Well, we joined the queueing system which is a strange system of two queues but you have no idea which queue to join. The system is confusing. When it is your turn to be directed as to what to do you will come across youngsters working there with two way radios trying to organise chaos. The management is nowhere to be seen. This is just the start of our miserable experience. We are shown to our seats in what resembled a dog compound with the amount of barking going on. Those poor frightened little creatures scared by all the activity going on. We ordered our food, eventually, after the youngster reported her 'tablet' was faulty and she had to go and find another. The menu was limited. The four of us opted for sausage sandwiches. Some with fried eggs - big mistake! Those that took their first bite ended up with a mess in their hands as the bread rolls collapsed because they could not support the contents. The sausages were 'tough' and very 'chewy'. The egg yolks dripped everywhere. The drinks never arrived and we were told it was their policy to bring drinks after the meal. My wife had to ask for them to be brought. This was the beginning of our 'synthetic' experience with their milkshakes. We decided to call it a day. "Lets have an ice cream" we thought. Synthetic mistake number two! The ice cream was barely palatable. The last straw was being told we had to rejoin the queue for our ice creams! Well, that was it we quickly exited the place never to return. Alas.