I could no longer stand to see those Bluenoses sitting at the top of the league and hearing them all going on about the very overrated James. So, I put on my full kit (plus shoes) and settled down to watch the greatest team in der werrrrrld take their place back on the top of the Prem and push those bitter Blues off their perch. Then it all went wrong and we got hammered 7-2? This is not the Villa that I expected and I am far from happy with this service. You brochure says you have Villas for the whole family, yet my whole family is crying today. My nan is jibbing the bingo tonight as Blue Betty will be there. It says your Villa will help me relax? RELAX! I was proper livid kidda. How could I relax with all them goals going past the mighty reds? Is this a joke to you? You really have no idea about what type of Villa that I expected. And calling yourselves 'JAMES VILLAS' is just taking the mick. Do you not think naming yourselves after a Colombian bluenose and a jammy Brummie team would upset the greatest fans ever? Well I will never use your firm again. I am now giving up on a Villa and going to google some toffees.