Hello y’all my name is Dave. I walked in to the local Alaskan McDonald’s and I went to order inside to get out of the cold. As soon as I stepped into this hell hole my nostrils filled with the stench of old nursing home booty cheeks. I walked up to the register to order and was met with 86 year old Hank, who was clearly the source. I then jumped over the register and threw him out of the drive through window into the cold. I threw him so hard the other employees called me names like the Hulk. I started making my own food with Barbados and James, who then started twerking on the fryer and the place started to reek again. Now all employees are in the cold after I threw them like the Hulk. I’m so nonchalant I passed out from how strong I am. I woke up with Hank giving me mouth to mouth to revive me. Hank is the true hero
4 months ago
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