“Dear cutter and squidgy thank you for delivering the order in time however the cake seemed too small to be in a proportion of a birthday cake. The person I sent it to was so disappointed that she chucked the cake in the bin. The mice who ate it later that night must have loved the cake the size of a pastry. There is a beautiful cat that lives a few houses away, she must have had bits of cake if she had a mouse or two that night. Please stop baking cakes the size of a pastry. Thank you.”
“I ordered a chocolate caramel fudge cake for my grown up daughter's birthday, and my is she fussy one with buttercream ! She absolutely loved this one, so much so that she ate it all herself, and it was the bigger one !
I thoroughly recommend it, and it arrived promptly which was fortunate because I forgot to order it.”
“I ordered this has a surprise gift for my partner. He said the cake was amazing, 10/10 and inhaled the entire small cake in one day. Thank you for the morning delivery, everything was perfect! The cake was moist and delicious he said.”
