“Yo Tommy! Eric from Philly here! I juss gotta tell ya that in our many moons on Earth you have a “sweetness” about you. You’ve been a “ buddy” of mine since the seventees. You’re settled. You’re content. You’re helping ur fellow man. You fuckin rock Tommy
I wish you good health Tommy. Love and good health is all we can hope for Man”
“Well Tommy I’m 83 and for the last two years my health has totally wreck my lifestyle. As I read your letter I really felt that maybe this is my answer. It’s 3:00 in the morning here in Hawaii and I still can’t get to sleep so I’m truly hoping it will help me in this manner as well as give me the energy that I’ve lacked these many months. Yes, I will send you a email after I’ve taken it and I’m praying that it does exactly what you shared it did to you to me. And I like your name, see I’m a Christian and I believe that through all of your research and meeting that doctor, was directed by God, the Bible states that he directs the steps of a righteous man, and I don’t know where your life is with Jesus, but he’s my best friend. Have a blessed day and God bless you with favor.”
“Dear Tommy, I may get a lot of emails from you but mostly they are very entertaining already! Sometimes I read them to my husband. We definitely got a chuckle over the CBD oil on the eggs!
Keep up your good works.
Your cousin,
Geri Lynn Larson”
“Hi Tommy,
I used to stress out about everything. I started taking your gel caps a few weeks ago, and I've already noticed how chill I've become. I'm 63 and drive for Uber now, and yesterday I ran over something in my new Tesla and blew out a tire on the highway. Normally I would have lost it and gotten a headache, and the day would be ruined. Instead, I calmly texted Tesla support and ordered a tow truck to take me to the tire shop. Then I just kicked back and watched Netfix in the Tesla. I even enjoyed the ride with the Tow Truck driver. $400 later for one tire, and I was still happy as a clam. No headache at all. I even hit the road again and earned more money. What a trip man! I love this, and I love you. When was in Jr. High in the 70's, I acted out your dog butt sniffing scene on stage with another actor. It was a riot. Ralph, Ralph! Love it.
Take care Brother Chong,
Keep going for another 20 years!
George”
“Eh, Tommy!
It’s Yvonne Elliman! Remember?! I sat at yours and Cheech’s table at the Hoku Awards back in the last decade- maybe even 2 decades ago.
Anyway, looking forward to your fascinating product that you, or whoever wrote the script, did an excellent job at selling through humor and science. To be honest, I didn’t read through it all because I’m caring for my 102 yr. old mom and she was making noises that I knew would end my reading time explaining every ingredient included in your life enhancing potion! I’m all into it Squire, and will definitely give you my honest assessment as to how it affects me and if it lives up to what sounds like a life changing reversal of feeling old and spent; dull and disoriented; resigned to living on one’s laurels. I know I’ve got more music in me to give- just need that kick to unclog the senses.
I’m excited,Tommy. You look fantastic, by the way. With so much bullshit in what’s printed or depicted, one looks at photographs that are almost too good to be true as just that. Please tell me that the photos of you toward the end of your pitch, were really ‘After’ photos of you? If so, Whew… Keep on keeping on, dear man!
Aloha,
Yvonne Elliman-Alexander”
