“I haven't even used this, because I can't think of what I'd put in there that I wouldn't mind having sit in there a long time, or that we might consume by the end of a party. Every part of it is great: the size, the quality, the impracticality of it for a joke. The only issue comes when you think about using it, because in all likelihood, you're not going to dump a gallon of hard liquor in there to sit until you want to die of alcohol poisoning.”
