“If you've got a big butt and a delightfully squishy body, just skip these. I thought I'd conquered the majority of my body dysmorphia until I put these on and experienced the violence of aesthetic shame on a scale unheard of in years. My buns can't stay in and the waist band can't sit comfortably at any line of my body, be it low mid or high, without digging in. Did I size wrong, you say? Well the rest of the material was baggy, moreso with wear. Were they at least comfortable to sleep in? Oh, ho. No. The shifting of said baggy fabric brought on exposure that 2000s paparazzi would lose sleep for and that band felt tighter and tighter as the night went on. I want to press charges on these undies but know they'd never get prosecuted. I'd cancel them but they'd find Jesus. I'd warn more people but they are well loved by enough people that I'd be called jealous. To put it simply; these are an all around no from me, Dog.”
