“My love child was conceived on the tattered remains of a Stay Classy Burrito. Best life-decision I ever made was to buy one of these for a party last summer. Worst life decision I ever made was to have sex on top of it.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Always use protection. Always. Even if you're trying to get pregnant. But Viva your beautiful love child, nonetheless!

Posted 8 years ago

“My love child was conceived on the tattered remains of a Stay Classy Burrito. Best life-decision I ever made was to buy one of these for a party last summer. Worst life decision I ever made was to have sex on top of it.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Always use protection. Always. Even if you're trying to get pregnant. But Viva your beautiful love child, nonetheless!

Posted 8 years ago

“There was absolutely no candy in the piñata as stated in the description when I purchased!! completely disappointed.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Hello Anthony, Thank you for contacting us. First we would like to express our deepest regret for the inconvenience caused by this unintentional and rare mistake. We are sorry that you were not satisfied with the Nipyata you bought. We take full responsibility for the error and we guarantee that such incidents will not occur in the future. Due to this unintentional error and as a token of appreciation to you as our client, we are going to send you a special candy set and you will have a discount code with 40%off for any product you want to get from Nipyata in the future. If there's anything else that you consider that would compensate the mistake please let us know. We value your business and we would like to retain you as a customer. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding in this unfortunate matter.

Posted 9 years ago

“There was absolutely no candy in the piñata as stated in the description when I purchased!! completely disappointed.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Hello Anthony, Thank you for contacting us. First we would like to express our deepest regret for the inconvenience caused by this unintentional and rare mistake. We are sorry that you were not satisfied with the Nipyata you bought. We take full responsibility for the error and we guarantee that such incidents will not occur in the future. Due to this unintentional error and as a token of appreciation to you as our client, we are going to send you a special candy set and you will have a discount code with 40%off for any product you want to get from Nipyata in the future. If there's anything else that you consider that would compensate the mistake please let us know. We value your business and we would like to retain you as a customer. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding in this unfortunate matter.

Posted 9 years ago

“There was absolutely no candy in the piñata as stated in the description when I purchased!! completely disappointed.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Hello Anthony, Thank you for contacting us. First we would like to express our deepest regret for the inconvenience caused by this unintentional and rare mistake. We are sorry that you were not satisfied with the Nipyata you bought. We take full responsibility for the error and we guarantee that such incidents will not occur in the future. Due to this unintentional error and as a token of appreciation to you as our client, we are going to send you a special candy set and you will have a discount code with 40%off for any product you want to get from Nipyata in the future. If there's anything else that you consider that would compensate the mistake please let us know. We value your business and we would like to retain you as a customer. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding in this unfortunate matter.

Posted 9 years ago

“We ordered the 30 nips and received our order on time and correct. The only problem we had is the head broke off before anyone could take a swing. The weight was too much to hang it by the head. The party was not ruined, we wrapped the rope about the body and everyone got to take a swing. If you order it to be full then don't hang it by the head. It was loads of fun watching adults running after the bottles like little kids.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Hi Jina! We are so pumped you had an awesome time smashing your Nipyata! Thank you for the amazing review. I'm sorry about the head breaking off! We have credited your account with $30 towards your next Nipyata! adventure! Yours in nip drinking, Team Nipyata!

Posted 9 years ago

“We ordered the 30 nips and received our order on time and correct. The only problem we had is the head broke off before anyone could take a swing. The weight was too much to hang it by the head. The party was not ruined, we wrapped the rope about the body and everyone got to take a swing. If you order it to be full then don't hang it by the head. It was loads of fun watching adults running after the bottles like little kids.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Hi Jina! We are so pumped you had an awesome time smashing your Nipyata! Thank you for the amazing review. I'm sorry about the head breaking off! We have credited your account with $30 towards your next Nipyata! adventure! Yours in nip drinking, Team Nipyata!

Posted 9 years ago

“We ordered the 30 nips and received our order on time and correct. The only problem we had is the head broke off before anyone could take a swing. The weight was too much to hang it by the head. The party was not ruined, we wrapped the rope about the body and everyone got to take a swing. If you order it to be full then don't hang it by the head. It was loads of fun watching adults running after the bottles like little kids.”

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Posted 9 years ago

Hi Jina! We are so pumped you had an awesome time smashing your Nipyata! Thank you for the amazing review. I'm sorry about the head breaking off! We have credited your account with $30 towards your next Nipyata! adventure! Yours in nip drinking, Team Nipyata!

Posted 9 years ago

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