The Peen-Yata! (Liquor Not Included) Reviews

4.7 Rating 12 Reviews

About NIPYATA!:

We are the go-to online gifting platform for beverage alcohol. We started with booze-filled piñatas and now sell Drinkable Greeting Cards, Advent Calendars, Box Of Shots, Boozy Bundles and more.

We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.

You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.

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“Hilarious addition to our bachelorette party. Will never have another party without a nipyata. Best customer service ever getting this beauty to our remote destination.”

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Posted 5 years ago

Thanks Jessica V!! Your rocked our world with this niptastic review! We hope you LOVED getting SMASHED with the PEEN-YATA! The 10" extension is key when you're dealing with a peen filled with liquor! Sincerely, - Your boozy friends at NIPYATA!

Posted 5 years ago

“i love nipyata - this thing was hilarious. the sticker was kinda falling off and it burst open pretty quick. great times.”

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Posted 6 years ago

“Awesome to work with!”

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Posted 6 years ago

“Excited to rip into this nipyata for CInco de Mayo! will be awesome!”

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Posted 6 years ago

“After my 8th nip of tequila I slipped and fell down the stairs. At that moment, in a heap of blood, sweat and tears at the bottom of the basement steps, I realized I wasn't wearing any pants and had ski boots on. Couldn't have played it any smarter. The Mexican Power Move saved my dome from a serious concussion. It did not save me from a serious black out.”

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Posted 6 years ago

“gotta hand it to the folks at nipyata. even though this hat didn't fit my tiny cabeza, it did make everyone at the party want to spank my bottom on the dance floor. well played nipyata. well played.”

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Posted 6 years ago

“this hat will keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer. the tequila inside will make you dance like a mexican jumping bean! best night of my life? maybe. just maybe it was.”

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Posted 6 years ago

“it arrived in a brown box on the exact day i requested it. rather than string it up, i attached it to my dome piece and rocked into my sister's house warming party. i handed out many tequila nips and slapped people on the behind with the smashin' stick. the blindfold came in handy when i was nursing my hangover the next morning with an ice pack on my noggin. nipyata gets it.”

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Posted 6 years ago