“I feel it appropriate to respond to you within which the language you are accustomed. I placed my order for your mystical wares on the 14th day of June.
While my dealings with you over the mystical portal known as "email" has been the source of much entertainment and mirth, those that you trust to act as envoys are akin to the seething excrement of a dragon born after a particularly nasty chili and taco night with some wayward trolls.
It is good you pressed upon their person a method to silently track their movements - however I feel their ability to use such advanced technologies is left something to be desired (apparently they are still in the process of "confirming receipt and have been since 6-18-18).
While you were quick and I fault you not for the company you keep, I knew not how to convey the inadequacies of your minions, so I hope you do not wage war on me for giving just 3 of the precious heavenly stars. I hope your astrologers can decipher this also.
Thanks!
Dave”
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