“It is I, Pocket the Fool, the Bard of Briarwood!
I requested the excellent wares of our beloved dwarven dice smiths after perusing their wares for some time. Once I noticed them doing a random lot for one of their exquisite sets, and a random metal-wrought di, I could not contain my excitement! I sent my messenger far a-field to deliver my order, and hear back by Magic Message shortly thereafter that they had received my request and payment, and were working on it at that very moment.
I left my messenger satchel attached to the front gate of my keep for a little while, in expectation, after receiving yet another missive that my order was on the way. After waiting the requisite time, and even getting word from the local mail rangers that my package was out for delivery, the magical polyhedrons never showed. Growing suspicious of banditry, I left word with the Rangers and purchased my own Message Spell. I sent a cry of help to the mighty dwarven smiths. They replied back almost instantly, saying they would ship another one to me free of charge! Huzzah to them. This was not expected but greatly appreciated.
Not two days later, I got word from the Rangers that the messenger sent to deliver my first package had been waylayed at some local watering hole, and I saw him slink up and drop off my first order. I quickly contacted our mighty dice-crafters, and informed them. However, I also included a payment for this second set as well. I did not want their generosity wasted.
To the Skullsplitter clan of dwarven dice smiths: Your products are amazing. I am quite satisfied with the two sets I received, the incredible metal-hewn dice, and the random assortment of regular polyhedrons of power. And, the sticky plaques emblazoned with your clan symbol? They now adorn my magical communication device! Many thanks to all of you there. You have a dedicated and satisfied customer on your hands!
Yours,
Pocket!”
“I love all of the dice I have gotten from here. They look and feel awesome, and the confirmations are humorous and right up my alley. I will be buying dice only from here!!!”
“I wasn't quite sure what to expect when I first ordered this (ordered two for my first purchase), and was immensely satisfied with both bags (receiving a bit more in the 'random dice' portion of the bag than I had expected and the general quality of the dice as a whole. If you're curious about the quality of SkullSplitter's dice, or just looking to expand your collection a little bit (or just get a kick out of little mystery boxes/bags like this), then this product is for you!
In addittion to all that I will more than likely be buying for of this product as long as it stays at it's current price, well worth the $9.99!”
“My local game store charges $8 for the cheapest set of dice. This gave me a set of dice, extra 6 random dice, and a metal die. Extra dice vary, my buddy got 13 random dice in his bag.”
