“This is one bad ass t-shirt. If you get this shirt you’re not the type of person to go to the Cold Play concert or the kind of person to play Dungeons & Dragons in your mom’s basement whith your friends. What you are is the kind of person to deliver the perfect round house Burmese sphincter kick to the face of anyone that tells you it’s not the coolest shirt ever. I even ran into Chuck Norris and he got out of my way while I was wearing this shirt. Make sure you wear this shirt while driving your Tacoma for an extra 5 horsepower.”
