“I wanted to avoid sugary sodas, so I went with diet sodas. Then, I wanted to avoid chemical sweeteners, but plain water wasn't cutting it for me, and all of the other water additives or water "brands" either had chemical sweeteners, tasted like the inside of a used oil drum, or cost more than my mortgage. I was doomed to either keep drinking diet soda (Boooooo) or live a dull life or plain water (yay?).
Then, through some miraculous manifestation of my desire to be healthier or doom scrolling, I'm not sure which, I found Waterdrop. I decided to take the plunge by purchasing the sampler pack—not a plunge into the water, but maybe metaphorically into Waterdrop.
When I tasted the Peach Tea, I was hooked—Nirvana, I say, Nirvana. I have not touched a drop of soda of any kind since. If someone offered me a soda, I would look at them and say, Nay, Nay!
Since starting this journey down the path of Waterdrop Nirvana, I feel better; my dog sits on command, my neighbour next door smiles at me whilst mowing his yard, my footy team is on a winning streak, Kevin down the street picked a winning $2 lotto scratch off, and it started raining down in Africa.
Waterdrop for the win!!!”
