“These replaced a pair of very expensive Uvex boots, and these are miles comfier. Taking my feet out of my old Uvex and putting them in my new Scruffs felt like pulling out of a woman, taking the condom off and sliding back in.”
“The Scruffs boots that I purchased are the comfiest I've worn in years. When I took my expensive Uvex boots off and put my new Scruffs on, it was like pulling out of you missus, removing the johnny and sliding back in. That's how comfortable they are.”
