“I’m not used to the amount of menthol as I usually use a different brand but this is definitely growing on me. I really do enjoy the flavor and the blend. It is appropriately named brain freeze and I will reorder”
“Patrick reviewed this juice that he obviously hated twice. Which means he bought it twice (shame on you Patrick) or he disliked it enough to be angry at you on the off chance you like it.
Or maybe, just maybe, Patrick is a shill for a competing juice company. Either way don't be a jerk like Patrick, be honest. P.S the juice is pretty tasty”