“This is the real deal: real food. Yep, what real food tastes like. If you've never heard a human animal say it before, listen up: the desiccated salted flesh of someone to whom life was as devoutly desired as yours and mine are by us is NOT food. Gnawing on someone else's flesh is a disgusting idea. Sam's Harvest Jerky is what food tastes like: the meeting of plants and the brilliance of human-animal master chefs. This may be "fake meat," however it is REAL food. Cruelty free is NOT an imitation of cruelty driven: only the former is food. Vegan - not a dirty word. Say it ten times a day: it will not hurt. And enjoy this marvelous food! This is glorious food! Kudos to the chefs at Sam's Harvest!”
