“Man I was going outside to pick my new decks up off the porch, when all of sudden a Bassett hound jumped off of my roof and fought me for one of my decks! I was like back off pooch, but I don’t like confronts, so I let him have it. Luckily he left me with only one, because he took 9 corn dogs from the driver door of my van. How do I know he took 9? Because that’s how many were in there!”
