DPD have gone above and beyond to offer services that no one else does, with exceptional efficiency. Ability to not deliver packages: 10/10 I have never known any delivery company be so proficient in this area. Usually my packages arrive, on time and undamaged - but this is when I use other delivery companies. Not DPD. They have managed to devise a way to ensure the package never arrives. Not leaving delivery cards: 10/10 Another area of expertise for which DPD takes gold. Their email correspondence lets them down slightly, because by email I'm informed that my parcel is undelivered because there was no one in. This is, however, completely eclipsed by the lack of delivery note. No delivery note indicated that they didn't even bother showing up to my house - just amazing! Well done DPD! Cultivating frustration through no contact: 10/10 This is the area in which DPD really shine. You can't talk to them! It's genius. Never has one single company had such an amazing affect on my frustration levels. I just don't know how they do it! It appears that they've devised a clever way of not advertising their phone number, and the number that we can find is an automated IVR that doesn't include an option to speak to a real person. If you are looking for a service that has the ability to completely remove a parcel from the face of the earth and then never speak to you about it, DPD is the company for you! Other delivery companies will simply deliver parcels and allow communication about deliveries - it's so tired and mundane, try something new! Be more like DPD.