Enterprise: I walked out to find my ride, But it’s nowhere in sight, Enterprise, you’ve gone and hid, Where did my contract slip? You promised me a shiny car, But all I’ve got’s this empty lot, Now I’m stuck here making calls, With a thousand apologies, but no resolve. Enterprise, where’s my car? You’re ignoring my contract so far, With a thousand apologies, But none that set me free. I just need to get on the road, But this wait’s getting old, Enterprise, where’s my car? Your sorry won’t drive me far. I’ve been patient, I’ve been kind, But you’re playing with my time, Every call’s a broken record, “Apologies, sir,” but where’s my Ford? I’m not asking for a lot, Just the keys to what I’ve got, But you’re dodging every call, Leaving me stranded, that’s all. Enterprise, where’s my car? You’re ignoring my contract so far, With a thousand apologies, But none that set me free. I just need to get on the road, But this wait’s getting old, Enterprise, where’s my car? Your sorry won’t drive me far.