I opened an account only because they promised to send me hard copy paper statements monthly. Months roll by, no statement. So I go into the branch and ask why. The chick says "because we are an environmentally friendly bank." So they basically lied to me. So I closed the account because I will not be taken for a fool, you fools! A month after I close the account, guess what I get....go on, guess! A TWENTY page statement full of zeros for my closed account. They destroyed a forest for this useless, pointless statement for a closed account. I can still hear those innocent trees crying out in pain. You are nothing but vicious tree murders, environmental pirates, buffoons! The tree spirits will get you!