Lamps-plus 1705 Preston Rd. Plano, TX 75093 To the makers of My Lava Lamp, I am writing this letter to show how dissatisfied I am with the product. I was excited to see how it tasted, since I heard great rumors about the taste. So I saved up 284.04 dollars, to get the exquisite taste. I was very thrilled to have it when I got home from the store. But when I tried eating the lava lamp I was very disgusted with the taste, it was so bad it tasted like bitter almonds! I was shocked, I saw very good reviews about the product, that's why I bought it. Oblivious to the scam that was to come. Since I ate your horrific tasting lava lamp, I got fined by a police officer because my neighbor was worried about me! I just wanted to taste it and got fined and arrested for quote on quote “Self harm”! I got fined 350.09 dollars. I am very disappointed in the fact that it tasted so bad that the neighbor could hear me crying after eating it, and called the police because she was concerned, thanks for a lot Mrs. Emily Longhorn! Therefore I ask the company Lamps Plus to give me compensation in court, for how disgusting the lava lamp tasted. In court I will ask of you for 864.04 dollars, so be prepared for me to sue you for your faulty product. Not only for money, but for the hope that you will make quality tasting lava lamps. So on April 27th. I will see you in court! Sincerely, John Gorman