First time reviewer but for hey YO DEL boy I will. First of all even the devil will find it hard where to house these decorated PARCEL DISSAPPEARANCE specialists of hard core land pirates. Right inbetween their offices to depots to drivers. If you are looking to get your items DISSAPPEARED then look no further than Yo Del. For Yo Del is your forty thieves so no need of an Ali. Yo Del is Ali's guru. You can be guaranteed with a your money never back guarantee your items will end up a bleeding victim as it is certain to DISSAPPEAR. Whoosh. Just like that. Into thin air. Never have I met a commercial delivery company that specialises in outright and barefaced DISSAPPEARANCES of customer's goods. Not even a pandemic of DISSAPPEARANCES can match YODEL. I supposed they have to somehow pay for all those Yo Del Boys n Girls so your item is their currency. If you need your items sanctioned? Look no further. Boxers? DISSAPPEARED. Bra? DISSAPPEARED. Tampon? Will be DISSAPPEARED even when used. Baby food? Oh that already DISSAPPEARED yesterday. Valuable items? You must be Yo Del to even try such insanity. Once you book online for a pick up even before it gets to their depot it may be DISSAPPEARED. If they ate delivering to you then ensure your post box slot is stuck fast and well cos even your door is at risk of being DISSAPPEARED. If it by holistic chance passes that stage then be sure it will be DISSAPPEARED in a Yo Del Boy depot. There is no reply or rebuff here they can do to do justice to their DISSAPPEAR ITEM malpractises and acts. A massive shame and blurr to modern standards. Even in a 3rd world such happens less frequently than in Yo Del Boy Depots. Most staff are probably high on something called excessive pinching fingers syndromes. Probably never signed any contracts before being employed so they can ensure your item certainly is DISSAPPEARED into oblivion. All other reviews I agree with. No records online of movement after it gets to a DISSAPPEAR stage. 48 hours investigation? Yikes. 48 hours to scamper even further away with your items more like it. Can go on and on and on with such despicable Yo Del acts but wouldn't want my fingers used to type this to be DISSAPPEARED so will stop here for now. Warning: This is not a company in any sense of the words. This is simply a Yo Del Boy cartel to ensure your treasured items is DISSAPPEARED with an unmatched certainty. Do not try this at home nor the office not even in the dessert. Your item will be DISSAPPEARED. God's speed as you speed off to a more decent parcel logistics company. Never Again.